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Jan 24

nerdamongnerds: sord: ukidoki: militaryfit-bombshell: Super Silky Summer Legs Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon. Ingredients 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar) 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon) 1-2 Razors Mix everything together in a bowl. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes. Shave your legs. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness! Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha. I have silky arm pits too!! Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs. i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry Soooo trying this!

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

Soooo trying this!

(via eloercs)

Dec 22

lezgirlsrock: What an excellent, succinct representation of that. Perfect representation of the differences between conservatives and liberals… with real bite!!!

lezgirlsrock:

What an excellent, succinct representation of that.

Perfect representation of the differences between conservatives and liberals… with real bite!!!

(Source: cjguest, via hatcrimes)

Dec 05

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Nov 11

All Your Pretty Words: "Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal," Naomi Shihab Nye -

allyourprettywords:

After learning my flight was detained four hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.

Well — one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian…

Amazing and beautiful story!

Oct 26

Jesus Is A Biscuit

robertomezza:

Let him SOP YOU UP!

Amen Latrice!

Oct 19

99 Life Hacks to make your life easier!

shialabeowulf:

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Oct 10

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Oct 07

My dad used to do collages like this in the late 60s. I’m off to dig them out of the cardboard boxes in my hallway!

My dad used to do collages like this in the late 60s. I’m off to dig them out of the cardboard boxes in my hallway!

(Source: oneinchlunch)

Oct 03

billyjane:  Dancer [Leni Riefenstahl] possibly by Willy Zielke This photograph, which Leni Riefenstahl posed for herself, was part of the Olympia film she directed in 1936 [see also] So beautiful. I don’t know enough about Leni Reifenstahl!

billyjane:

 Dancer [Leni Riefenstahl] possibly by Willy Zielke

This photograph, which Leni Riefenstahl posed for herself, was part of the Olympia film she directed in 1936 [see also]

So beautiful. I don’t know enough about Leni Reifenstahl!

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